Deviation Actions
Literature Text
The group sat in their circular position, tension growing as everyone waited for the next in line to read the letter. Patty leaned forward and cheered out rather than spoke. “Dear Maka, who do you like better soul or kid, sincerely, death the kid lover.” Maka frowned, visibly not wanting to choose between the two boys. “ well, how do you mean, which one do I find more attractive or maybe which one is smarter or who I think is nice-“, “Maka” Soul interrupted “ stop avoiding the question, it’s not like my feelings will be hurt if you choose kid”. Soul glanced over to kid and then back to Maka “well that’s good, but I'm going to have to say soul. I know he’s a little mean but he knows me inside and out, and I know him like the back of my hand.” Kid shrugged and soul actually looked touched by her statement.
Death the kid took his second turn.” I dare Crona to accept a hug from Blair, love Xavier from DWMA.” Crona, once again acted horrified and Maka scowled “oh, Blair’s not here so I guess that’s just too bad” before Maka could Finnish her sentence, soul was dialling their home number from his cell. Blair answered. “Hi soul, don’t worry I will be there in the flick of a cats tail”. She hung up quickly and soul was left to listen to the beeping of the hung up phone. “Not home?” Liz asked. Soul shook his head. “Nope, she was home alright…but not for long, somehow she knew that I was the one calling her, and that I was going to ask her to come over.” “Hmm how strange” kid mumbled under his breath. While they waited for Blair to arrive, the group raided kid’s kitchen for anything edible. Soon the floor was littered with wrappers, empty and full. The door bell rang and Crona started to visibly shake. “Come on man, don’t be such a scardey cat, you’re getting more female attention than soul, kid or surprisingly me, the great black star”. He patted Crona hard on the shoulder and followed the group downstairs
When they opened the door, Blair in all her naked glory rushed into the room. One look was all it took for Soul’s nose to start bleeding. Maka vein pulsed and Crona started to whimper. “ HEY cute little boy, do you want a hug!” “No-no-no-n-no-not really thank you”. Blair smiled deviously “aw please, a little hug, I'm so bored, come play with me!” Blair strutted over and opened her arms before engulfing Crona in her embrace. Crona, who could barely move, was then almost suffocated. When Blair finally released him from her arms (and chest) he was gasping for air. “Lucky guy” black star mumbled under his breath. “Ooooh little blue haired boy, you want a hug too?” Black stars eyes widened as she approached him. His nose began to leak red liquid but before Black star could get ‘lucky’, Maka ordered Blair away. The cat girl pouted “how about you go upstairs and play your game while me and the boys play down here”. Maka’s eyes almost turned red and before long Blair was saying her goodbyes. Once she left everyone tottered upstairs. “Hmm, we should probably have asked her how she knew where we were and how she knew we were playing a game” kid pocketed his hands and kept walking upstairs
Liz was first to sit down and she reached for her second note. She began to laugh after looking over the dare. “I dare kid and Maka to squish into a closet, until either one of them has another turn, love lord Death.” Kid glared at Liz and snatched the note from her hands “my FATHER sent this to me?” His eyebrow twitched at the thought of sitting in such a small enclosed space squashed against Maka Albarn. Maka span around, “what’s so bad about that!” she grumbled. “But I already colour coordinated my clothes...” he said quickly. Kids pleading didn't help them, Liz and patty shooed him into the closet and Maka soon grudgingly joined. Everyone giggled at kid’s desperate face and Maka’s disapproving one. They pushed the door shut and the two were shrouded in darkness.
Soul took another turn and glanced at the closet door with concern before reading. “Hey black star, would you rather squeeze lemon juice in your eye or” he stuttered before reading on “or make out with Maka, from ox ford” Black star considered this for a moment before answering. “Well either way I’m going to end up in pain…so I think I would make out with Maka, so then I get some pleasure before getting Maka chopped”. “Makes sense…but wouldn't you rather kiss Maka anyway” Liz chuckled. “Well...” black star shrugged, a blush spreading across his cheeks.
In the closet Maka and kid were sitting in a very awkward position. Kid, in his attempt to not touch the dusty floor with his clothes, squatted in the middle of the room, leaving Maka to sit with her legs outspread with him in the middle. “Did you hear that?” Maka growled “when I get out of this closet I'm going to Maka chop black star so hard he’s going to wind up a falling star!” Maka was too angry to notice her bad pun. “But he chose kissing you over lemon juice in his eye, why are you mad? I mean it is just a kiss, it’s like you've ” kid trailed off, keeping his head raised in order to not see Maka’s underwear. ” I've never been kissed, is that what you were going to say?” kid did a sort of nod, still trying to avoid making eye contact with Maka’s panties. “Well, no I have never been kissed in a romantic way, unless my Dad’s a bigger creep than I thought” Maka rolled her eyes at the last part of her confession. “Neither have I” kid said, staring at Maka’s lips, and being very conscious of his own.” But with the turn tonight's taken I bet that won’t last long”
Crona reached for a note, unfolding it with the greatest care. “Two dares” he whined. “I dare Crona, gulp, to kiss a girl of his ch-ch-choice and for Tsubaki to kiss raggy, signed Xavier and” Crona eyes widened to the size of plates “CR-CRONA F-F-F-F-FANGIRL!” Black star glared at Crona “well, the little wimp is getting more popular by the minute” Tsubaki got up and Crona’s eyes filled with tears. “I have to choose someone to kiss but I don’t know who, Maka’s in the closet, and it has to be a girl and th-th-those girls are scary” Crona pointed over to where Liz and Patty were inching over to the closet to see if they could hear anything. Tsubaki smiled “then just pick me, I still have to kiss Ragnorok right?” Crona glanced up at her, “on the lips right?” soul nodded looking bored now. “F-F-FINE” Crona squished up his face, waiting for her lips to connect with his, as if it was going to be painful. Sparing Crona the worry Tsubaki pecked him lightly of the lips and smiled. “Oh” was all Crona could muster up before Ragnorok tore out of his back.”Okay ugly, kiss me already!” Black stars hands balled up into fists. Tsubaki leaned over planning on giving the same peck to Raggy when he lunged forward and slid his tongue into her mouth. Tsubaki leaped back in surprise and without thinking smacked Crona across the face. Crona, who was not expecting this, flew over people’s heads and face planted into the wall, leaving a mark. “I’m so sorry, I will never do it again” Crona immediately hid his face and cried. “Oh I’m sorry, no I wasn't thinking” Tsubaki giggled nervously. “Whatever let’s just move on guys” black star sneered “there isn’t enough me time!”
Black star stood up to read out his letter. “Patty you need to stop smiling for 30 seconds signed anonymous psychopath” Black star slumped down. “How boring, there’s no me in it.” “Anonymous psychopath, Shouldn’t we be worried for patty’s safety” Liz muttered. “Well here I go” patty said before pulling the scariest face that only Liz had ever witnessed before. Her voice was equally as threatening, “you guys had better not make me laugh or I will kick your ass”. After thirty seconds had passed patty went back to being cheerful and happy and everyone who saw her face had a new thing to be scared of. Everyone scooted a little further away from her but she didn’t even notice.
“This footage is brilliant! You have so many good ideas copper” Skyler adjusted the computer screen until it was comfortable to look at. “I know! Maka and her friends are so oblivious!” copper walked into the room, rubbing her fingers together wickedly “plus everyone that wrote a letter will want to watch like I promised the TV and radio station, so they will pay us big bucks”
The night forged on, with Maka and kid still locked away in a closet doing lord knows what, Crona with a huge bruise on his face, and plenty more victims for readers, listeners and watchers alike to play with.
